With so many content going around on the internet these days, you’d have to wonder what’s the worse thing that you can possibly find on the net. Just when you find something that you THINK is bad, something worse is just lurking around the corner. The fact that I spend time on the slum of the internet doesn’t help either. These things come to you uninvited.

Click on an obscure link, and BAM, some sick fuck two continents away is probably laughing at the thought of you cringing and gagging in front of your computer screen.

Just a few days ago, one of my buddies shared a sweet little video aptly entitled Two Girls One Cup. I’ve heard a lot of negative comments about the video, and I thought, “hey, here’s something that could actually kill my boredom”. So, there I was, in front of buddy #1’s computer along with buddy #2.

Not really Two Girls One Cup, but yeah. You know. [Poster made by futureKid of Cracked.com]

As Herve Roy’s song flowed through the speakers, we were greeted by the sight of two girls making out. “Yeah boy,” I said, while giving buddy #2 the handshake. The next 45 seconds or so practically glued my thoughts to profanities and words that express awe. That video made my day. Buddy #2 and I laughed, and laughed, then we cringed. Then we laughed again.

It was at the end of the video that I realized how fucked up we were.

Holy shitballs.

We just scoffed at the video. For the uninformed, Two Girls One Cup is basically..well, scat porn. Two girls, shitting, vomiting, and loving every second of it. It’s not recommended for the weak stomached, especially not for ones with wild imagination. It didn’t affect me as much for some reason, but I’m guessing it has something to do with me seeing a lot of worse shit than that. Pardon the pun, I just couldn’t help it.

If you’re into scat and lesbians who are into scat (I know some fucker out there has this fetish), or maybe you’re just a tough dude/babe, then Two Girls One Cup is the way to go. For the rest of you, avoid the clip like the plague. If it’s bad enough for the regular Joe, it should be bad for you. Then again, Buddy #1 just told me that TWO GIRLS ONE FINGER is something special. Maybe I’ll put that on the list and watch it some other time.

Here’s to the beloved chocolate ice-cream. You’ll never see them the same way again.

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Are you a bad enough dude to watch it?